Joke of the Day!

So I've decided that I'm going to start my own business recycling discarded chewing gum. Now all I need is a little help getting it off the ground.

Dad Jokes

😉 People in Dubai don’t like The Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

😉 If someone from Holland married a Pilipino, would their kids be called Hollapinos’?

One Liners

😆 The Lord moves in mysterious ways, but you don’t have to. Please use your blinker.

😆 Next relationship I get into I’m going to need a $1500 security deposit.

Short Jokes

🤣  Jeanne: "Mom, I got a hundred in school today!" Mom: "Good job! What did you get a hundred in?" Jeanne: "In two things. I got a forty in math and a sixty in spelling."

🤣 Teacher: "The law of gravity explains why we stay on the ground." Chloe: "How did we stay on the ground before the law was passed?"

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22