Joke of the Day!

I got my girlfriend a metal detector as a Christmas present, but she didn’t like it. Strange as she always like to dig up things from the past.

Dad Jokes

😉 Sign: Broken Barometer For Sale. No Pressure.

😉 I just bought a pen that writes underwater. It writes other words too.

One Liners

😆 Like I said before, I never repeat myself.

😆 To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they’re due back at the library next Friday. Thank you.

Short Joke

🤣  A man was watching TV and enjoying a beer. "Don't go," he yelled at the screen. "Do not enter that building. Walk away. Argh, you stupid man!" His wife called from the kitchen, "What on earth are you watching?" "Our wedding video."

🤣 On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today?" The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing". Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?" The perplexed child looked at his father and said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school when you were a little boy?"

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