Note to subscribers: You may have noticed that our December 29th newsletter showed up a day early (yesterday). This was due to clicking the wrong button in our system. So…decided to send a second December 29th newsletter BONUS EDITION. Sorry for any confusion and thank you for those of you that sent a message about it. Hope you enjoy these extra jokes!

Joke of the Day!

If you watched the story of my life backwards, you’d see an incredibly inspirational story about hair growth, weight loss, and vastly improved athletic ability…

Dad Jokes

😉  Why shouldn't you tell a secret around a clock? Because time will tell.

😉 I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

😉 Knock-knock! Who's there? Irish! Irish who? Irish I could think of a better joke!

One Liners

😆 My wife just called me pretentious. I was so surprised my monocle fell out.

😆 When I left home my mom said, “Don’t forget to write,” - I thought, “That’s highly unlikely since it’s such a basic skill.”

Short Joke

🤣 A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine. "No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one." The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one?" "Yes," replied the farmer, "I'll give you that one for two cents." "OK," said the lad, sealing the deal by putting the coins in the farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week."

🤣 A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience. The man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous lion tamers in the world, and he taught me everything he knew." "Really?" said the ringmaster. "Did he teach you how to make a lion jump through a flaming hoop?" "Yes he did," the man replied. "And did he teach you how to have six lions form a pyramid?" "Yes he did," the man replied. "And have you ever stuck your head in a lion's mouth?" "Just once," the man replied. The ringmaster asked, "Why only once?" The man said, "I was looking for my father."

Meme

Gordon Ramses…

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22