Joke of the Day!

Accept what you cannot change, especially if it's in large denominations.

Dad Jokes

😉 Joe: "I know the capital of North Carolina." Sam: "Really?" Joe: "No, Raleigh."

😉 Being in debt attracts a lot of interest from bankers.

One Liners

😆  Whenever someone invites me to their home and I see more than 3 cards parked outside, I keep driving, just in case it’s an intervention.

😆 If the plural is werewolves, shouldn't the singular be waswolf?

Short Jokes

🤣 Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've been to the dentist." "You should have used the drive-through," she said. "Why?" "Everyone who goes through sounds like you," she explained.

🤣 

Dear Customer Service,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, and installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

Meme

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