Joke of the Day

What is a New Year's resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other.

Dad Jokes

😉 Making a good joke about clown shoes is no small feat.

😉 "Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?" "Off course we are..."

One Liners

😆  My New Year’s resolution is to stop doing things six days early.

😆 My other new year's revolution is to learn how to spell.

😆 My New Year's resolution was to drop my bad habits, but no one likes a quitter.

Short Jokes

🤣 My wife packed my bags and told me to leave. As I was headed out the door, she said, "I hope you live a long and lonely life!” I replied, "So now you want me to stay?"

🤣 Little Johnny ran into the room sobbing as through his heart would break. "What’s the problem Johnny?" asked his mother. "Oh, daddy was hanging a picture and he dropped it on his toe," replied Johnny. "Why, that's nothing to cry about. You should be laughing at that," said his mother. "I did," Johnny replied.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22