Joke of the Day!

Finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!

Dad Jokes

😉 Did you hear about the perfume that smells of nothing? I think it's total non-scents.

😉 Lawyers have feelings too -- allegedly.

😉 Q: How did the farmer find his lost cow? A: He tractor down.

One Liners

😄 I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep. He's 5 and it's past his bedtime.

😆  My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is getting better.

Short Joke

😂  Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report, my boy? Tommy: Sorry, I’ll bring it a day later. Dad: Why? Tommy: I loaned it to Kevin because he wanted to scare his parents.

😂 A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson; "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

Meme

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