Joke of the Day!

My job at the concrete factory gets harder and harder.

Dad Jokes

😉 A very philosophical friend asked me, “What is Earth without art?” I just looked at him and said, “Eh?”

😉 Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I thought: ‘The streets are strangely deserted tonight’.

One Liners

😄 My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting…we have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge.

😆 I don’t have a “dad bod”... I have a father figure.

Short Joke

😂 Father: Didn’t you promise to be a good boy? Little Johnny: Yes, father. Father: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you weren’t? Little Johnny: Yes father, but since I’ve broken my promise, you don’t have to keep yours.

😂  A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, mom, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “OK, guess which one I’m going to marry.” She immediately replies, “The one in the middle.” “That’s amazing, mom. You’re right! How did you know?” His mom replies, “I don’t like her.”

Meme

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