Joke of the Day!

A detective showed up at my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6. I told him kindergarten.

Dad Jokes

😉 Having a history degree is useless. There is no future in it.

😉 I finally caught the person at work who has been stealing my beetroot…caught him red handed.

😉 So I said to the doctor: "I think these pills you gave me are the wrong ones." The doctor peered over his glasses and asked: "Why do you think that?" "Because I keep veering to the left and then veering to the right!" "Oh" he says..."they're just side effects."

One Liners

😆 I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say “Wow” that many times in your first session, but here we are.

😄 My therapist ended up telling me that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

😆 I'm not a Republican...but I'm saving up to be one.

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😂 I took my 8 year old daughter to the office on “Take Your Kids to Work Day”, but when we walked in the office she started crying. As several concerned co-workers gather around, I asked her what was wrong and she said: “Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?”

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