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😂 Daily HaHa's December 8, 2024
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Joke of the Day!
During their long-term relationship, the pirates girlfriend loved him, wooden leg and all. Then one day she suddenly broke it off.
Dad Jokes
😉 I've got an interview tomorrow for a job as an underwater diver. I hope I'm successful, but I'm not holding my breath.
😉 Only small babies are delivered by stork, the big ones need a crane.
One Liners
😄 To the person who invented infinity: "Thanks for everything."
😆 I've never had a poached egg...all my eggs have been acquired legally with a permit.
Short Joke
😂 Boy: Mom, can I have $100? Mom: Son, money doesn't grow on trees. Boy: Where does money come from? Mom: Paper. Boy: Where does paper come from? Mom: .....
😂 A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had leased a beautiful place and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting behind his desk, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, “May I help you?” “Sure,” the man said. “I’ve come to hook up your phone!”
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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22