Joke of the Day!

I went to a shoe store this morning and asked to see a pair of loafers. The salesperson brought out the general manager and their accountant.

Dad Jokes

😉 I don’t mean to brag, but cashiers are always checking me out.

😉 I visited a Doritos farm today. What a cool ranch!

One Liners

😆 Told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made an appointment for me on Tuesday.

😄 Sure…skydiving is scary, but have you ever been at someone’s house and the toilet won’t flush?

Short Jokes

😂 Boss: Congratulations on winning “The most secretive guilty in the office” award. Employee: I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.

😂 Just got a book on bankruptcy. Tough read, doesn’t really get going till chapter 11.

Meme

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