πŸ˜‚ Daily HaHa's February 1, 2025

Joke of the Day!


Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my tattoos. She just needs a good shoulder to crayon.

Dad Jokes

πŸ˜‰ What did the DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?

πŸ˜‰ I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

One Liners

πŸ˜†  I was looking forward to going on one of those Viking River Cruises until I found out they don't actually let you pillage anything.

πŸ˜† Do people in electric cars listen to AC/DC or something current?

πŸ˜† Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

Short Jokes

🀣  A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from all that skipping."

🀣 I was told that after a vasectomy I wouldn't have kids anymore. But when I got home
they were still there...

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