Joke of the Day!

Nurse: Doctor, here is the list of doner hearts, livers and kidneys in alphabetical order. Doctor: Wow, it’s very organ-izied.

Dad Jokes

😉  Wear glasses to math class. It improves the division.

😉 I just read a book entitled “How to Survive Falling Down a Staircase”. It was a step by step guide published last fall.

One Liners

😆  When the restaurant hostess asks, “Table for two?” I always act surprised and say, “You can see her too?”

😆 I went for a run yesterday for the first time with my Apple Watch. It detected me running and asked if my life was in danger or if Tacos were on sale for a $1 again…

Short Jokes

🤣 Television repairman: "So, what seems to be the problem with your television?" Woman: "It has double images. I hope you men can fix it."

🤣 On her way back from the concession stand, Marge asked a man at the end of the row, “Excuse me, but did I step on your foot a few minutes ago?” Expecting an apology, the man said, “Yes, you did.” Marge nodded. “Oh, good. Then this is my row."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22