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Well, you all got the Feb 13th Daily HaHa’s newsletter yesterday accidently!

I will have to watch more closely which buttons I push next time.

BONUS!

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really $well. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. I have $o much $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need. $o if you like, $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmy, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep an hoNOrs student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can't study eNOugh.
Love, Dad

Dad Jokes

😉  UNBELIEVABLE: Because I failed to send my subscription to the Scrabble club, they have started sending me threatening letters!

😉 I went to the doctors this morning and I said: "I feel like I've got some cutlery stuck in my throat." The doc had a look and said: "It's not serious, you just need to have utensils taken out.”

One Liners

😆  I read that taking your bike to work everyday is good for the environment, so I thought, why not…I’m not using that roof rack for anything else.

😆 So I went to the opticians this morning and said: "I think I need glasses" She said: "I think you're right, this is a pet shop".

Short Jokes

🤣 What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are usually wanted.

🤣 What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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