😂 Daily HaHa's February 12, 2025

Joke of the Day

I grilled a chicken for two hours, and it still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road.

Dad Jokes

😉  My grandfather only has one leg, but still managed to work 40 years in a brewery. He was in charge of the hops.

😉 I quit my job as a butler in a large stately mansion. I didn’t like being spoken to in a that manor.

One Liners

😆  My wife has stood beside me for 35 years. I think it’s time we finally buy a second chair.

😆 After almost 6 months of my check engine light being on, I’m happy to announce it just went off by itself. Problem solved.

Short Jokes

🤣 5 year old daughter: Mom, why is some of your hair white? Mother: (smiling) Every time you make me sad, another hair turns white. Daughter: (wide eyes) Wow mom, what did you do to grandma?!

🤣 A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered “Kindergarten”.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22