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- 😂 Bonus Edition: Daily HaHa's February 10, 2025
😂 Bonus Edition: Daily HaHa's February 10, 2025
Joke of the Day
This couple just returned home from the hospital with their new-born baby boy. The neighbors sent over a fruit basket. The husband biting into a strawberry looks over at his wife and says: "I’m enjoying the fruits of your labor”.
One Liners
😆 My girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with astronomy. Seriously, what planet is she on?!
😆 I split up with my girlfriend when she threw away my deck of cards, my wand, and my top hat. By that point, the magic had gone.
Short Jokes
🤣 At a couples counseling meeting, the speaker mentioned that couples are so disconnected that 80% of husbands don’t even know their wives favorite flower. Mick turned to his wife and whispers, “It’s self-rising, isn’t it?”
🤣 Me: I’m still tired from all the crossfit this morning. Co-Worker: It’s pronounced ‘croissant’, and you ate 4 of them.
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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22