😂 Daily HaHa's February 13, 2025

Joke of the Day

I refused to believe the road worker was stealing from his job, but when I went to his home, all the signs were there.

Dad Jokes

😉  Got stopped by customs with a calculator, an exercise book, and a slide rule. Apparently they're instruments of maths instruction.

😉 Went to a water park, tried a couple of slides and now I'm worried I'm getting addicted. It's a slippery slope.

One Liners

😆  The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet assembled by the end of the weekend.

😆 Scientists say, that one day, it may be possible to live on Mars, which is a load of rubbish as I tried it for a month, and gained nearly 10 pounds, and developed, type 2 diabetes.

Short Jokes

🤣  Paddy: "What do you want for Valentines day?" Girlfriend: "Give me a ring, that's enough." Paddy: "From a landline or mobile?"

🤣 I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22