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- 😂 Daily HaHa's February 14, 2025
😂 Daily HaHa's February 14, 2025
Joke of the Day
I got a baby frog and decided to get a DNA test for it. He turned out to be mostly French, a little bit Irish, somewhat German, and a tad Pole.
Dad Jokes
😉 Q: What’s the quietest animal on a farm? A: A ssshhheep.
😉 How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.
One Liners
😆 Facebook Post: I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll climb over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.
😆 Chuck Norris once went skydiving and his parachute didn't open. So the next day he returned it for a refund.
Short Jokes
🤣 What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? “Does this taste funny to you?”
🤣 A gardener picks up horse droppings off the road. This interests a passerby: “What do you do with the droppings? ”Gardener: “I sprinkle it on my strawberries. ”Passerby: “Funny, we usually use sugar…”
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