๐Ÿ˜‚ Daily HaHa's February 15, 2025

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Joke of the Day

Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.

Dad Jokes

๐Ÿ˜‰  Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors. They say the guy could be a real danger--unless you have a rock.

๐Ÿ˜‰ What do you call a hot day in Canada? A Nova Scorcha!

One Liners

๐Ÿ˜†  What's the best part of a pregnancy joke? The delivery.

๐Ÿ˜† There are three people in this worldโ€ฆthose who can count, and those you can not.

๐Ÿ˜† What if soy milk is just regular milk...introducing itself in spanish.

Short Jokes

๐Ÿคฃ  How do you know if an Italian person is mute? When you see he has no hands.

๐Ÿคฃ My brother took going to jail pretty hard. He's refusing all food, he's spitting and screaming at everyone, he's refusing to wear clothes and he's threatening violence at anyone who comes near him. Our family is united in our decision: we're not going to play Monopoly with him anymore!

Meme

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22