😂 Daily HaHa's February 16, 2025

February 16, 2025

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Joke of the Day

My life coach just told me I didn’t make the team.

Dad Jokes

😉  I'm not one to judge, but if you don't clean your mirrors, they reflect badly on you.

😉 A truck load of Lego bricks has overturned on the motorway. Police say they don't know what to make of it.

One Liners

😆  Inside of me lives a skinny woman trying to get out, but I can usually shut her up with some cookies.

😆 My wife has gifted me a bath bomb that looks suspiciously like a toaster.

Short Jokes

🤣  I just bought a greyhound, and my friend said: “What you going to do it with it?”
I said: “Race it“. He said: “My money’s on the dog”.

🤣 My wife has been missing a week now. Police say to prepare for the worst, so I have been going to the charity clothing stores to get all her clothes back.

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