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- 😂 Daily HaHa's February 17, 2025
😂 Daily HaHa's February 17, 2025
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Joke of the Day
A tele-marketer called and asked to speak to whoever runs the household, so I passed the phone to my dog.
Dad Jokes
😉 I’ve been thinking of starting a company where you can rent hunting dogs by the hour. I would call it, We Lease The Hounds.
😉 My friend just hired an Eastern European cleaner. It took her 15 hours to vacuum the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
One Liners
😆 Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but other times I let her sleep in.
😆 I did some financial planning, and it looks like I can retire at 97, and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
Short Jokes
🤣 My friends wife left him last week. She said she was going out for milk and never came back. I asked him how he was coping. He said, “Not bad, I’ve been using some of that powdered stuff”.
🤣 Internet was down yesterday so I chatted with my wife for a change. Surprised to learn that she didn’t work for Woolworths anymore.
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