😂 Daily HaHa's February 19, 2025

Joke of the Day

I’m glad I learned about parallelograms in high school instead of how to do my taxes. It comes in so handy during parallelogram season.

Dad Jokes

😉  Watched a nurse do stand-up comedy last night. She had me in stitches.

😉 Told this Scottish fella I liked his skirt, and almost got myself kilt.

One Liners

😆  I got myself a seniors’ GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.

😆 Bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read.

Short Jokes

🤣  Paddy bumped into Murphy coming out of the doctors office yesterday. “How are you?”, asked Paddy. “Ah, not so bad, the doctor has just told me I’m suffering from insomnia”. “Sorry to hear that”, Paddy said. “Don’t worry about it”, Murphy replied. “I’m not going to lose any sleep over it”.

🤣 People who cheat on their taxes make me so angry. This is not the kind of world I want to raise my 23 dependents in.

Meme

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