😂 Daily HaHa's February 2, 2025

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Have you ever been to an Amish party? Those guys really raise the roof!

Dad Jokes

😉 What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea.

😉 I once had a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing.

One Liners

😆  If it wasn’t for Venetian blinds…it would be curtains for us all!

😆 I don't have a girlfriend - I just know a few people who would get mad if I said that.

Short Jokes

🤣  Dad: Could you explain the D and F on your report card? Son: No problem. It stands for “Doing Fine."

🤣 Wife: Have you seen the dog bowl? Husband: No, but I did see him play darts.

🤣 Little girl: "Grandma, make a noise like a frog." Grandma: "Why?" Little girl: "Cause daddy says we'll get a lot of money when you croak."

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