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- 😂 Daily HaHa's February 20, 2025
😂 Daily HaHa's February 20, 2025
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Joke of the Day
My girlfriend has left me because she says I'm so old fashioned. I'll wager a shilling she's courting a chap who's a scoundrel.
Dad Jokes
😉 I highly recommend NOT arguing with anyone at the buffet, my goodness, they already have enough on their plate.
😉 What did the French chef give his wife for Valentines day? A hug and a quiche.
😉 A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow, “Mind if I say a word?” She says, “Please do”. The man clears his throat and says, “Bargain”. The widow replies, “Thanks, that means a great deal”.
One Liners
😆 Every time my mom yells at me I put $5 in her nursing home jar.
😆 I hate when someone rings my doorbell, because then I have to drop whatever I’m doing and be silent, and pretend I’m not home.
Short Jokes
🤣 I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I refused to be spoken to in that tone.
🤣 The older I get, the more I regret all the people I’ve lost over the years. Maybe being a trail guide wasn’t such a great idea after all.
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