😂 Daily HaHa's February 21, 2025

Joke of the Day

A web designer I know got into trouble with his manager for deciding to use left aligned text, because it wasn't justified.

Dad Jokes

😉  Got in to trouble when I was in the army when they found me in my bunk with pudding, pie, ice cream and cakes. They said I was a desserter.

😉 Racecar backwards is still racecar. Racecar upside down is expensive.

One Liners

😆  Had an air guitar party, and the mime next door came over to complain.

😆 Early in my career, learning to pick locks opened so many doors for me.

😆 My life is so boring that the person who stole my identity gave me it back.

Short Joke

🤣  A missionary with a pretty bad stutter decides he’s going to sell Bibles door-to-door. The church leaders aren’t too optimistic, but thought, “Bless his heart, but this is going to be a disaster”. A month later the missionary is not just selling a “few” Bibles—he’s selling more Bibles than anyone in the entire region! The church leaders had to know what was going on and asked to meet with him. They said, "What in the world is your secret?" The missionary leans in, real serious, and says, “Well, it's simple. I knock on the door, and when they answer, I say, 'W-w-w-would you L-like to b-buy a B-B-Bible, or sh-should I s-s-sit down and r-r-read it to you c-c-c-cover to c-c-c-cover?'

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