😂 Daily HaHa's February 22, 2025

Joke of the Day

Putting the dog down today. Gonna start by telling him he has a big nose.

Dad Jokes

😉  The other day, I heard that a good friend of mine was outside during a thunderstorm and got struck by lightning. I was a bit shocked, but not as much as he was.

😉 A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

One Liners

😆  I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

😆 They say a person’s car reflects their personality...I don't have a car.

Short Joke

🤣  It's a comfort knowing Dad is looking down on me, but we should probably cut his hang-glider out of that tree one of these days.

🤣 Photographer to young man: "It will make a much better picture if you put your hand on your father's shoulder." Father: "It would be much more realistic if he had his hand in my pocket."

Long Joke

😉 A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one. "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

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