😂 Daily HaHa's February 23, 2025

Joke of the Day

A couple turned up at a fancy dress party, the man giving the girl a piggyback ride. The man's face was painted green and he had a red mask over his eyes. "So what have you come as?" asked the host. "I'm one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," said the man. "And what about her?" asked the host, indicating the girl. "That's Michelle!"

Dad Jokes

😉  Just moved into my new apartment, and directly below me is a police station. It would appear that I am above the law.

😉 I asked my friend why he gave up his career as a Farmer. He said he chose the wrong field.

One Liners

😆  A friend got a job as a postman, and his first day, he was handed a letter - he looked at it, and thought “this isn’t for me”.

😆 A lady asked me if I would help her get a job as a professional Scrabble player, and I told her I’d put in a good word for her.

😆 My bank manager doesn’t give my business ideas the credit they deserve.

Short Joke

🤣  A man died and went to Heaven. St Peter says to him “Before you meet with God, I should tell you ,we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?” The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a little old lady who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this lady or they would have to deal with me!” “Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?” “About three minutes ago,” came the reply.

🤣 An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New Englander, and a Californian) an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47 Africans walk up to a fancy nightclub.

The doorman scrutinizes the group one by one and stops their entrance saying, "Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai. "

Meme

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