😂 Daily HaHa's February 24, 2025

February 24, 2025

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Joke of the Day

Me: I taught my dog to play chess. Friend: He must be very smart? Me: Not really, I beat him two games out of three!

Dad Jokes

😉  A man walks into a library and asks for a book about coincidences. The librarian says, “you’re in luck, this one has just arrived”.

😉 A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.

One Liners

😆  Got home from work today to find my kids have been on e-bay all day, and if they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.

😆 I told the carpenter not to carpet my steps…he gave me a blank stair.

Short Jokes

🤣  My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits ... and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more than I did when I was in high school, I said to my wife, "I'm the only guy here who can still wear the suit he wore when he graduated." She glanced at the well-dressed crowd, then back at me, and said, "You're the only one who has to."

🤣 A woman is walking along the beach with her children, appearing to be looking for something. At this moment, a lifeguard walks up to them. "Excuse me, ma'am," he says. "I had noticed you seemed to be looking for something and wish to offer my help." "Yes, my husband is missing," the woman replies with concern. "My kids buried him in the sand and now we can't find him." "Do you remember where you were sitting recently?" the lifeguard asks. The woman looks up at him incredulously. "Don't be silly, would you have remembered where you were sitting a year ago?"

Meme

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