😂 Daily HaHa's February 25, 2025

Joke of the Day

I just phoned my a local restaurant to book a table for two. They told me I had the wrong number so I asked for a table for four instead.

Dad Jokes

😉  My best friend when I was a kid was Andy Zoff. He was the fastest boy at my school.

😉 I got a book at the second hand store titled “A Guide to Surgical Procedures”. I opened it up and the appendix was missing.

One Liners

😆  Does anyone know the price of sandpaper? Roughly?

😆 It’s been a bit of a strange day; first, I found a hat full of money, then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar…

Short Jokes

🤣  Man: I cannot sleep at night, I keep seeing donkeys playing football. Doctor: I am giving you some medicine, start using it tonight. Man: Can I start tomorrow? Doctor: Why tomorrow? Man: Tonight is the finals.

🤣 My doctor has advised me to stop drinking. It's going to be a massive change for me. I've been with that doctor for 15 years.

Meme

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22