😂 Daily HaHa's February 26, 2025

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Joke of the Day

Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain. Must be all the indoor-fins.

Dad Jokes

😉  Heard rock music coming from a field with a giant weed in it. Turned out it was heavy nettle.

😉 I've just finished converting my van to electric. I swapped the diesel engine for the motor from a tumble dryer, it wouldn't start at first, then I realized I hadn't shut the door properly! I then took it for a spin!

One Liners

😆  Looking for ways to keep my thumbs warm in fingerless gloves…any tips?

😆 It annoys me when people misuse the words concrete, sand and gravel…it’s all about cementics.

Short Jokes

🤣  Did you hear about the ninety-two-year old man who married a woman of eighty-four? They spent their entire honeymoon getting out of the car.

🤣 Grandma, who was becoming an evermore intimidating personality as the years went on, was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, ring my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?" the grandson asked. "You're coming empty handed?"

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22