😂 Daily HaHa's February 27, 2025

Joke of the Day

A new version of Microsoft Office leaked online. Microsoft had to cancel their plans after the Word got out.

Dad Jokes

😉 It's really really hard to come up with Robinhood puns, but if I were to ever come up with one, I Sherwood share it.

😉 One day at school the kid who sat next to me swallowed his calculator. I stood up for him when everyone else said he was a weirdo. I told them “He may be a bit weird, but it’s what’s inside him that counts”!

One Liners

😆  Can’t believe someone dumped a queen size mattress in my back yard last night…how do these people sleep at night?!

😆 Vacations might be expensive, but you can’t put a price tag on arguing with your family in a different city.

Short Jokes

🤣  Harold and Jack are about to rob a bank. Harold says, "All right, Jack, now here's what to do: go into that bank with this gun and this bag, hold the gun on the teller and tell her to put all of the money in the bag, then run back out before the cops show up. Meanwhile, I'll be out here in the car, taking all the chances." Jack says, "Now wait just a minute, Harold, If I'm the one running in there with the gun and the bag, getting the money and running back out before the cops show up, how are you the one taking all the chances?" Harold replies, "Because I can't drive."

🤣 It was a very long and boring sermon. As one parishioner left the church, he said: "Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God." The pastor was thrilled: "Really? Tell me why." "Because it endured forever."

Meme

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22