😂 Daily HaHa's February 28, 2025

Joke of the Day

I'm currently reading a book called: 'Swimming the English Channel' — by Francis Neer.

Dad Jokes

😉  Trying to think of a tree pun but I'm stumped. However, I have been working on a pun about the wind. I can't post it yet, it's just a draft.

😉 I went to a French restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time. When It came there was no meat just the carcass. I said to the waitress: "What's this?!!" "She said: "It's the boney part".

One Liners

😆  I've put my scale in the corner of the bathroom and that's where the little liar can stay until she apologizes.

😆 I bought a frozen pizza from the store and it says on the box, "Cook for between 20 and 22 minutes.”…now, I'm no genius, but isn't that 21 minutes?

Short Joke

🤣  My friend told me that he once dated a twin. I asked “How could you tell them apart?” He said “Maria painted her nails red, and Tony had a beard.”

🤣 I used to hate it when my mom would dress me and my twin brother in the same clothes. We could hardly walk!

🤣 Dance Teacher: I've got four kids. Me: How old are they? Dance Teacher: 5-6-7-8.

Long Joke

😉 Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old blonde. She proceeds to knock everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and charm. She also hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?" Bob says, "I lied about my age." His friends respond, "What, did you tell her you were only 50?" Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

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