πŸ˜‚ Daily Haha's February 4, 2025

Joke of the Day!


I have many jokes about unemployed peopleβ€”sadly none of them work.

Dad Jokes

πŸ˜‰  Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large.

πŸ˜‰ What do you call a German with a bad attitude? A sour Kraut.

One Liners

πŸ˜†  Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

πŸ˜† My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.

Short Jokes

🀣  My girlfriend's dream came true when we got married in a castle. Although, you wouldn't have thought it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around.

🀣 Boss: Did you get any orders today? Salesman: Yes, I got two! Boss: Congratulations! What were they? Salesman: 'Get out!' and 'Stay out!'

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