ATTENTION:

A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $4800 each, but he didn’t realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place…it’s at St. Paul’s Church in Canton at 3pm. Her name is Ashley, she’s 5’4”, about 115 pounds, good cook too. She’ll be the one in the white dress.

Dad Jokes

😉  Took a risk washing my clothes when there was a chance of rain. I put it all on the line.

😉 What do you call an insect with a perm? A frisbee.

😉 Left my phone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and there was a pound coin there. I think it was the Bluetooth fairy.

One Liners

😆  I didn’t realize my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.

😆 If I was on a desert island, the record that I would most like to have is for long distance swimming.

Short Jokes

🤣 Seeing a homeless guy begging on the street, a woman took pity on him and gave him a handful of change. “Thank you,” said the homeless man. “Your generosity is much appreciated. You know my life used to be great, but just look at the state of me now. “How do you mean?” asked the woman. “Well,” he explained. “I was a multi-millionaire. I had bank accounts all over the world with hundreds of thousands of dollars deposited in each.” “So where did it all go wrong?” she asked. The homeless man sighed, “I forgot my mother’s maiden name.”

🤣 A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Meme

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22