Joke of the Day!

I saw a man at the store today shopping for cherries and a microphone. Bought a bing, bought a boom.

Dad Jokes

😉  The librarian just gave me $10 to stop talking. I guess it’s hush money.

😉 My Grandpa carved wooden models of sunken ships. My family has searched everywhere for them. Grandpa seems to have no wreck collection.

One Liners

😆 Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 35th time.

😆 My dad said, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” It was a terrible way to be told I was adopted.

Short Jokes

🤣 Wife crashed the car again today. She told the police the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking a can of beer! Police said, he can do whatever he likes in his own home.

🤣 Wife to therapist: I’m sick of him taking everything literally Therapist asking me: Do you know what she means? Me: It’s a feminine pronoun.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22