Joke of the Day!

My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus. Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

Dad Jokes

😉  Two years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.

😉 Saw a fantastic film about a very large insect. It was XL ant.

One Liners

😆  If I were rich I would give most of my money to the poor. But instead I'm poor so I give most of my money to the rich.

😆 You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."

😆 My phone just fell down a flight of stairs...It's okay though, it was in my pocket!

Short Jokes

🤣 I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry. ~ Rita Rudner

🤣 Joe: When I would wear my hand-me-downs to school, all the boys would make fun of me. Moe: What did you do? Joe: I hit them over the head with my purse.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22