Happy New Year…

This year, may your regrets be few and your laughs be endless.

Joke of the Day!

I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year.

Dad Jokes

😉 What does a jeweler do on Dec. 31? Ring in the New Year.

😉 Why do birds fly south for New Year's Eve? Because it's too far to walk.

😉 Where were all the comedians on New Year's Eve? Waiting on the punchline.

😉 There were several astronauts who wanted to throw a New Year's party on the Moon. Unfortunately, they didn't planet in time.

🤣 It was a 5-minute walk from my house to my local bar where we spent New Years Eve. However, it’s a 45-minute walk from the bar back to my house. The difference is staggering.

One Liners

😆  Last year, I was able to keep all of my New Year's resolutions. Yep, they're tucked away in a journal on my bookcase.

😆 Charles Dickens walked into a Manhattan bar on New Years Eve and ordered a martini. “Olive or twist?” said the bartender.

Short Joke

🤣 A woman took an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?" He replied, "Aha, you'll know tonight!" At midnight, her husband handed her a small gift-wrapped present. Excited, she opened it quickly, but was even more surprised: In it was a book titled The Meaning of Dreams.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22