Joke of the Day!

I have a fear of skydiving, I may like it, but I don’t want to jump to any conclusions.

Dad Jokes

😉 I was so tired last night I fell asleep next to the kitchen sink. I’m totally drained this morning.

😉 What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.

One Liners

😆 Just because I like to walk around in my underwear eating Doritos does not make me strange. You folks in aisle 4 just need to stop staring.

😆 I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet…I get hungry.

Short Joke

🤣 The doctor said to me this morning, “I’d like to talk to you about your weight”. I said, “Well, it was about 25 minutes, but at least the chairs were comfortably”.

🤣 Job Interview: Says in your resume you went to Harvard!? Me: Yes, for my cousins graduation.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22