Joke of the Day!

Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out it. He phones the police and says, “Wozzer, I think I’ve found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb”. The operator ask, “Is it tickin”? Paddy says, “No I think it’s beef”.

Dad Jokes

😉 I hit my head so hard on the sofa that I think I suffered a concusion.

😉 If they made a female yardstick I would love to meter.

One Liners

😆 Many people are judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

😆 If any of you know how to fix broken hinges, my door is always open.

Short Joke

🤣 I asked my wife why she married me. She said, “Because you’re so funny, and make me laugh so much”. I told her I thought it was because I was so charming and good looking. She replied, “See? You’re hilarious!”

🤣 My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22