Joke of the Day!

My half brother and I aren’t allowed to play with chainsaws anymore.

Dad Jokes

😉 So whenever I think of the 80’s, I always think of a boom box. Maybe that’s just a stereo type.

😉 What do you get when the post office burns down? A case of black mail.

One Liners

😆  I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...I was just sitting there doing nothing.

😆 I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she was googling my name last night on her computer...I saw it clearly through my binoculars!

Short Jokes

🤣 The owner of a company tells his employees, “You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I'm giving everyone a check for $5,000!”. Thrilled, the employees gather round and high five one another. “And if you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks!”

🤣 I know a guy who works as a custodian and gardener at a nearby apartment building, and sometimes I earn a couple extra bucks by lending him a hand when he's got a particularly big workload. He's got some bad habits, though. He asked me if he wanted to share a joint while we were on a break. I declined. I didn't want to deal with a high maintenance guy.

Meme

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22