Joke of the Day!

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

Dad Jokes

😉  Did you hear about the police gnome? He works in lawn enforcement.  

😉 Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.

One Liners

😆  Woke up the other day in a cold sweat, terrified that I overslept for work, but quickly realized I was already at work so breathed a huge sigh of relief.

😆 I am sitting here wondering how I never noticed there’s a turn in Saturday.

Short Jokes

🤣 Dad: Son, you’re adopted. Son: Wow, I wonder who my real parents are. Dad: We are your real parents, you adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

🤣 Pulled out a nose hair today to see if it hurt. Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the bus, it seem pretty painful…

Meme

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22