Joke of the Day!

How much deeper would the oceans be if it wasn’t for all the sponges?

Dad Jokes

😉  My next door neighbors, have a front door made of sponge. Lots of locals don't like it, but have to admit, I can't knock it.

😉 Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I had a chip on my shoulder.

One Liners

😆  I wanted to do something really scary for Halloween, so I dressed up as a phone with 1% charge.

😆 Just like the economy, my waistline has suffered from inflation over the years.

Short Jokes

🤣  Photographer at a wedding was knocked out yesterday when he was hit by a huge block of cheddar that fell from the kitchens. Everyone did try to warn him....

🤣 I asked if I could leave work early the other day, and the boss said yes, if I made up the time. I said "sure, it's twenty past fourteen".

Meme

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