Joke of the Day!

Lately, coworkers have been writing names on the food in the office fridge. I’m currently eating a sandwich named Kevin.

Dad Jokes

😉 Man who sneezes without tissues, takes the matters in his own hands.

😉 Lightning sometimes shocks people because, it just does not know how to conduct itself.

😉 A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period, it marks the end of his sentence.

One Liners

😆  I don't understand fast food. I've been eating it for years and I seem to be getting slower and slower.

😆 I got all sentimental when I saw my husband looking at our marriage certificate for half an hour, but then I found out he’s been looking for an expiration date.

Short Jokes

🤣  Diary: June 28, 1954. "So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can't tell anybody this." June 30, 1954. I accidentally told Lex. Should be ok.

🤣 A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: "You can't park anywhere near this place!"

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22