Joke of the Day!

The key to a good Post Office joke is the delivery, but I find post office comedians too mail dominated. They also don’t really push the envelope.

Dad Jokes

😉 What do you call a duck on drugs? A quackhead.

😉 Why did the duck go to jail? For selling quack.

😉 My girlfriend said she’s leaving me because I’m balding. Well, it’s hair loss.

One Liners

😆  I’ve started promoting the health benefits of eating dried grapes. Naturally, I’m raisin awareness.

😆 They say 99% of wildfires are started by humans, which tells me there are a handful of bears out there that know how to use matches.

Short Jokes

🤣 The Secret Service have said they are going to have to change protocol for when the president is in danger. Instead of yelling "get down!", they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

🤣 A man walks into a library and orders fish and chips. The librarian says, "this is a library." The man, says, "oh. Sorry." (Then in a whisper) "I'd like some fish and chips."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22