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- 😂 Daily Haha's January 21, 2025
😂 Daily Haha's January 21, 2025
Joke of the Day!
I caught my neighbor stealing my socks off my clothesline. I was going to confront him but I got cold feet.
Dad Jokes
😉 Gave my pet mouse a bath this morning. Now it's squeaky clean.
😉 I've just checked my house insurance and if my blanket gets stolen in the middle of the night....I'm not covered.
One Liners
😆 If it wasn't for the nice man who invented electricity...we'd all be watching TV by candlelight.
😆 Social Post: Does Walmart sell fish cakes? It’s my goldfish’s birthday tomorrow.
Short Jokes
🤣 I Before E except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.
🤣 I phoned my Scottish boss this morning and said: "Sorry boss, I won't be able to come in today, I've got a bit of a cough". He said: "You have a wee cough laddie?"
I said, "Ok, cheers boss - see you next week!"
Long Joke
Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man. One guy said he was going to bug him. He walked over to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a wimp." - "Oh really, hmm, didn’t know that." Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a wimp and he didn’t care!" "You just don’t know how to set him off, watch and learn." The second English man walked over and tapped the Irish man on the shoulder. "I hear your St. Patrick was a womanizer!" "Oh, wow, I didn’t know that, thank you." Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his buddies. "You are right, he is unshakable!" The third English man said, "No, no, no, I will really big him, you just watch." The English man walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on the shoulder and said: "I hear your St. Patrick was an English man!" The Irish mans says, "Yeah, that’s what your buddies were trying to tell me!”
Meme
He needs those parts for his spaceship. He’s going to otter space…
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