😂 Daily Haha's January 22, 2025

Joke of the Day

Son: Mom! Deaf kids at school are making fun of me.

Mom: What did they say?

Dad Jokes

😉 Just read a book about police women by Lauren Order

😉 How does the barber cut the moon's hair? E-clipse it.

One Liners

😆  If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’m doing the .02km run to raise awareness for laziness.

😆 She was so dumb, she told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".

Short Jokes

🤣  Tim walked past a florists and saw the name of it was called "Say It With Flowers" so he went inside and bought one rose, to which the florist said "You only want one ?", and he replied "Yes....I'm a man of few words !"

🤣 I was on the bus yesterday and an old lady sat next to me and asked if I had any pets. I replied, "A goldfish." She then asked, "Any hobbies?" To which I replied, "Well he likes swimming..."

🤣 I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said: "Turn left here."

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