😂 Daily HaHa's January 23, 2025

Joke of the Day!


Interviewer: What’s your name? Person: Hired. Interviewer: You’re Hired? Person: Thank you sir.

Dad Jokes

😉 A local dog gave birth at the side of the road. She got fined for littering.

😉 It’s so cold outside that we had to chop up a piano for firewood - but we only got two chords.

One Liners

😆 I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and realize…I’m not an actor.

😆 Unfortunately due to supply chain issues there is a shortage of my patience. Thank you for your understanding.

😆 Can’t blame sharks in these shark attacks. Imagine a bucket of fried chicken came skateboarding through your living room? What do you do?

Short Jokes

🤣  I saw a sign on the door of a shop door that said, “Guide Dogs Welcome”. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat.

🤣 Spouse: Babe, can I be a stay at home wife? Husband: I don’t care what you do when you get off work.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22