😂 Daily HaHa's January 24, 2025

Joke of the Day!


I think I've just been scammed. I donated to a charity that protected the Australian coral eco system. When I didn't get my free gift, I emailed the company asking for my money back…but they told me there was no reef fund.

Dad Jokes

😉  I just can’t handle automatic doors.

😉 People think I'm strange because I ate an abacus. But it's what's on the inside that counts....

One Liners

😆  Local pizza place has made the country's biggest pizza base. I'd love to see someone top that.

😆 "No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby.

Short Joke

🤣 A prisoner escapes from prison. He tunnels underground for miles until he pops up in a random backyard where a kid is playing. The prisoner is so excited to be out of prison and see the sunlight. “I’m free!” he yells. The child looks at him unimpressed. “So what?” the kids says, “I’m four.”

Long Joke

The Queen of England flew to the United States for a big meeting. Her plane landed early, so she asked her driver if she could take the car for a spin - she had never driven in America and wanted to give it a try. She was weaving in and out of her lane when suddenly a siren blared and a cop pulled her over. As soon as he saw the Queen, his eyes went wide and he told her to hold tight. He ran back to his car radio. "Sergeant, I have a situation!”, he said. “I pulled over someone very important.” Is it he governor?” asked the sergeant. “No, sir, bigger.” the copy said. “A movie star?” asked the sergeant. “Honestly said the cop, “I’m not sure, but the Queen of England is their driver!”

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