😂 Daily HaHa's January 29, 2025

Joke of the Day!

Are people born with a photographic memory or does it take time to develop?

Dad Jokes

🤪 I've just finished reading a book about the world's greatest basement. It was a best cellar.

🤪 The other day I yelled into a colander and I strained my voice.

One Liners

😆  My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, you just wait.

😆 After 30 years of marriage to Florence, Jim the plumber decided to leave his wife and the note he left on on the table simply read..."It's Over Flo."

Short Joke

🤣 The plumber said: “Why haven’t you paid the bill for the work I did last Friday?” Paddy replied: “Well it was not what you quoted” The plumber said: “I didn’t give you a quote?” Paddy replied, “Yes you did! When I asked what day you could come? You said you were free on Friday!”

Long Joke

🤣 An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside: The elderly woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said. “I don’t know how to use this.” She bowed her head and asked God to send her some Help. Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked if she needs help? She said: “Yes, my daughter is sick. I’ve locked my keys in the car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car? He said. “Sure.” He walked over to the car and in less than a minute the car was open. She hugged the man and through tears said. “Thank You, God, for sending me such a very nice man.” The Biker heard her little prayer and replied. “Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday, I was in prison for car theft.” The woman hugged the man again, sobbing. “Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a ‘professional”

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