😂 Daily HaHa's January 26, 2025

Joke of the Day!


To start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas, a grizzly and a polar. That is the bear minimum.

Dad Jokes

🤪 Taller people sleep longer in bed.

🤪 I don’t want to brag but I know the capitals of all 50 states. For example, Wyoming is W.

Social Posts

😆  People say, “If you want loyalty, get a dog”, but my dog would abandon me in a dark alley for a pizza crust, so maybe loyalty has layers.

😆 I’m not proud of the person I become when I see a cheese tray at a party.

😆 It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Short Jokes

🤣 For our 10 year anniversary I bought my wife a map of the world. I wrapped it up in a box, and attached a card. On the card it said, “Throw this dart at this map and wherever it lands is where I am taking you. I’d been saving money for close to2 years now because we had never had a honeymoon. I then put a dart in my wife’s hand. She was so excited and nervous. She said I hope it lands on Ireland. She finally threw the dart and I’m happy to announce that this October my wife and I will be spending 2 wonderful weeks beside the baseboard in the kitchen.

🤣 Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Witness: I choose dare, your honor.

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