😂 Daily HaHa's January 30, 2025

Joke of the Day!


Has anyone else used WD-40 to get rid of mice? It didn’t work for me, but it did stop the squeaking.

Dad Jokes

🤪 I used to date the invisible woman. Now, thinking about it, I don't know what I saw in her.

🤪 A five-dollar bill walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey. This is a singles bar."

One Liners

😆  I'm not saying that I'm a bad driver...but when I drive, my navigation device doesn't speak, it prays in Latin.

😆 Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Short Jokes

🤣 A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place. They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"

🤣 Examining his new will, the old man said to his attorney, “I guess this makes my son and I sort of like football players.” “How’s that?” the lawyer asked. “Well, until I kick off, he doesn’t receive.”

🤣 During a recent session of family court the wife was asked, "Why did you throw the pot of geraniums at your husband?" "Because of the advertising, your honor." "What advertising?" "Say it with flowers."

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